Website: http://SimianAkademy.com
Location: A & 6:45
Flat bike tire? Drop by "Tubes, Lubes, & Boobs"; our team of hotties will have you patched up, lubed, and on your way! After it's been replaced, what to do with that limp inner-tube? Take it to "Sexy Treads" sustainability station & convert it into fabulous fetish wear! Tools, supplies, & examples are on-hand to create a sexy, strappy harness! Looking for a unique interactive experience? Come visit the Olfactorium where our Mistress of Scent will concoct a custom perfume just for you, based on your unique, personal preferences. Cranky from the heat? New best friend getting on your nerves already? You need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT & COLOR! Visit our shaded dome to relax & color your frustrations away. Choose a beautifully embellished swear word, or perhaps a pic of unicorns being total assholes!