Camp: Dr.Baron von Realz, Esq. Sideshow

Location: C & 5:15

Description:

Come join our circus of freaks
Burning man will be here before you know it and "Dr. Baron von Realz Esq. most spectacular Steampunk Sideshow of altered reality and debauchery" needs you. Come join our circus of freaks and be a part of the shenanigans of our camp. Flaming girls, tattoos, body modifications, piercings, carnies, performers, artists, suicide girls, freaks, geeks, and other oddities are welcome to fill our ranks. Besides filling our ranks we are always looking for dedicated minions to help us set up and tear down the camp, couch taters need not apply. We are looking for people who want to be Burning Man, not people who want go to Burning Man.

Camp Events

Name

Description

Time

Alice in wonderland steampunk tea party

“‘Who are you?' said the Caterpillar. Alice replied, rather shyly, 'I — I hardly know, sir at least I know who I WAS

Begins Thu (8/29) at 7:00 PM, Ends 9:00 PM

Basic aerial lyra (hoop or cerceau) workshop

Learn the basic suspended from our 20 ft. tall aerial rig. Aerial lyra’s allow you to float and create beautiful shapes.

From 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM on Tue, Thu

Indigenous tribes worldwide defined themselves by marking colors and patterns on faces and bodies. Become our canvas.

From 4:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue

Boccia ball with a twist of debauchery.

Begins Thu (8/29) at 3:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM

Boccia ball with a twist of debauchery

Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM

Boccia ball with a twist of debauchery.

Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM

Dome is open as a safe space

Need some shade and a place to relax our dome has lots of stuffed animals and a plastic floor covered with rugs.

From 12:00 AM to 10:00 AM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri

Hangover hump day (aka bloody Mary’s I want one!)

So, you tied one on last night and now need to do the walk of shame back to your camp. Why not hang with us.

Begins Wed (8/28) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:00 PM

James Brown tribute

Dance Party and we are going to make it funky! Come join us in a tribute the late great god father of soul.

Begins Wed (8/28) at 7:00 PM, Ends 10:00 PM

Jousting, Camp drama, challenge that barbarian to a joust. We have all the gear including horses.

Begins Mon (8/26) at 5:00 PM, Ends 7:00 PM

Camp drama, challenge that barbarian to a joust. We have all the gear including horses.

Begins Thu (8/29) at 9:00 PM, Ends 10:00 PM

Camp drama, challenge that barbarian to a joust. We have all the gear including horses.

Begins Sun (8/25) at 6:00 PM, Ends 8:00 PM

Camp drama, challenge that barbarian to a joust. We have all the gear including horses.

Begins Tue (8/27) at 4:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM

Camp drama, challenge that barbarian to a joust. We have all the gear including horses.

Begins Wed (8/28) at 4:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM

Camp drama, challenge that barbarian to a joust. We have all the gear including horses.

Begins Fri (8/30) at 8:00 PM, Ends 10:00 PM

"Meet your Meat"

Come join chef Chino as he prepares some delectable carnivorous treats

Begins Tue (8/27) at 6:00 PM, Ends 8:00 PM

The dirty unicorn bar is open

Specializing in infused drinks. Come hang out in our bar and make some new friends. Virgin burner welcome.

From 10:00 PM to 12:00 AM on Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri

Virgin Burners party

So you popped your cherry,now what?Oh shit how do I talk to all these weirdo’s.How am I going to fit in?let us help you.

Begins Mon (8/26) at 6:00 PM, Ends 9:00 PM

Get rid of your extra water and have fun. We supply water guns. Please clean potable water only, remove your empty jugs

Begins Sat (8/31) at 12:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM

Welcome home party!

Grab your land then get your ass over here. First drink on the playa! The bar is open and DJ is spinning.

Begins Sun (8/25) at 6:00 PM, Ends 6:15 PM

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