Location: 7:00 & A
Scarbutts Cafe is the leading megacorporate ass-spanking coffee shop on the playa.
Monday through Friday, 9-ish to Noon-ish, our chipper staff serve strong coffee and fantastic spankings to the groggy masses. Choose from a menu of spankings that range from mild to hot and heavy. After being served their spanking of choice by a friendly bar-assta, they are served a cup of coffee. We come with a sarcastic edge butt provide a warm, welcoming, atmosphere.
New for 2024! Exclusive, Scarbutts After Dark(tm)-brand coffee will be served at a number of after-sundown VIP events including a "Coffee Cocktail Happy Hour", "Midnight Coffee" and more! Wanna know exactly what and when happens After Dark(tm)? Then come visit our Cafe for the nightly schedule ass it becomes available.