Location: F & 6:45
You humans are so great to fuck with! Such juicy orifices and shapely appendages! And so cute, gullible and compliant. We're here from the Galactic Federation to investigate life on this planet and in particular human culture. We need to decide what to do with you humans! Turn you into pets, plasma or do nothing? Come, submit to our tests, add to our findings, and get thoroughly, probingly, fucked with. Oh, and we have a Zeta-Power Linear Accelerator ('ZIPLINE'), to test your bravery and dexterity at relativistic speeds.