Event List for Monday, Aug 26

Erotic Paint & Sip
A Kinky Paint Workshop celebrating POC bodies and sexual freedom! Come paint IN COLOR :)
Begins Mon (8/26) at 12:30 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Bio-Field Tuning & Chakra Alignment
Experience Chakra Balancing with Biofield Tuning-Fork Therapy. Get Blessed by the Frequency Fairy. Solfeggio Sounds!
Begins Mon (8/26) at 12:30 PM, Ends 1:30 PM
The Elephant Joke Shack
Give us your best joke! Our hosted stage will make you a star! Impromptu concept from MudBurn-we've institutionalized it
From 12:30 PM to 4:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri
Conscious Breathwork (intensive)
Explore a musical breathwork journey of bodywork and toning. Release emotions, get a peak experience, or just relax!
Begins Mon (8/26) at 12:30 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Men's work - conscious masculine presence
Let's get together and explore how to develop and embody a conscious masculine presence rooted in attunement & strength
Begins Mon (8/26) at 12:30 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Where did you come from?
"Ecstatic union in the womb of the great Mother, the cosmos, the sea of love. Remember what brought you to this moment.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 12:30 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Wacky Story Weaving
Add your twist to a wild group tale! The more outrageous, the better!
Begins Mon (8/26) at 12:45 PM, Ends 1:45 PM
Heart to Heart Hug Workshop
Radically transform your way in the world with this way of greeting & healing that will change your life.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Block Party Rising
Just moved in? Welcome to the neighborhood qt! We’re building community. Come for camaraderie and stay for the pie.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM
Bad Idea Bar
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.
From 1:00 PM to 5:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Escape from Wonderland
Bring a group of friends and see if you can beat the Red Queen's escape room in 45 mins, or there will be spankings.
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
The Dog Show Open Stage Talent Pageant
Will you come to entertain or to be entertained? We've got instruments and a PA and we'll get you drunk either way.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Open Croquet Play
Play some Croquet in our Pinwheel Wonderland! We might even have some Flamingos you can use!
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Sacred Relating Fundamentals
Uplevel your understanding of consent, relating, and attachment. (Required for access to our Temple Nights)
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
Mojitos, DJs & Mist
Join us for a booty shaking afternoon dance party. We're known for our mojitos, mist, DeMentha DJs and a hearty welcome.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Big Balls & Ice-cold Drinks!
Come jump in our human-size hamster balls and cool off with an ice-cold serving of unicorn tears! Weekday afternoons.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Curiously delicious beats and friends
Basket ball and beats! Each day we'll play some worldly beats to inspire that dribble and shooting your shots!
From 1:00 PM to 3:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
BELOW AND BEE-OND DJ SET
Come relax to the progressive house tunes of resident DJs Above and Bee-ond.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
We Mist You!
Public misting system in a giant TV. Come get some cooling relief from the mid-day heat.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Badlands Bordello Open Bar
Rest your dusty loins in our (shaded) steampunk lounge and have one of our specialty cocktails or teas.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Oddball Symposia
Visit our jungle oasis of yoga, tarot & more, with ice-cold, infused H2O to hydrate your body while we excite your mind
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Stenciled Bandana Workshop
Explore your creative side at our stencil workshop. We’ll provide the materials including bandanas, inks, and stencils.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:30 PM
Oddball Symposia
Visit our jungle oasis of yoga, tarot & more, with ice-cold, infused H2O to hydrate your body while we excite your mind!
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Drop into the Playa: Grounding Yoga Practice
Take time to arrive and connect to your body and the energy of the playa. We will use breath and mindful movement.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
WorkOut Time
Stretch, spring, sprint and kick with us
From 1:00 PM to 1:15 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Human Gyroscope
Step inside our 15' tall human gyroscope and spin yourself as never before. Enjoy craft cocktails as you watch others.
From 1:00 PM to 9:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Radical Self-Espresso: Affogato Bar & Solar Salon
Espresso poured over ice cream; caffeinated conversation and food for thought; 100% solar-powered.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Draft Punk Happy Hour
Drink the coldest beer on the playa and dance to house music in the shade! Guest DJs on the decks, rotating on the hour.
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Cosmic Frequencies - Sound Bath, Meditation & Reik
Come ground as we lead you through the astrological forecast & into a Reiki infused guided meditation & sound bath
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Poly High Tea
Join a discussion about the practical issues of loving more than one in an open, responsible multi-person relationship
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
A Flippy Floppy Fairy Shrimp for YOU!
Personalize a fairy shrimp to fly with you around the playa!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
Zentangles and Mindful Journaling
A moment of zen with journaling prompts and zentangle art. Bring your journal/pen if you have one, supplies are limited.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Dungeon 101
A brief introduction to a BDSM dungeon and all of the furniture and equipment, including our unique polyphrolyk
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
Solar Observing
Come view the fucking sun safely through special solar glasses and telescopes-see sunspots, solar flares and prominences
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Cool Jail of Pleasures
Hot? Dusty? Come be sentenced by our fun Court to our Jail with A/C, Whiskey/Absinthe/cold drinks/sounds/vibes/more!
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Self-Energy Cultivation Model
Learn a model to identify energy leaks and a method to increase your energy level.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Introduction to Shibari Rope Bondage
After summarizing consent, safety and rope types we go into single & double column ties, rope extension and handling.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Cool & Curious Monopoly 2040 Game
Play a massive, customized Monopoly game to solve an existential problem—invent sustainable cooling solutions together.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Dibaccia Ball
Boccia ball with a twist of debauchery
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Vinyasa Vibes Yoga Flow
Wind down your mind and recenter your body with an energizing hour long vinyasa yoga flow.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Wonderland Croquet
Think flamingo mallets, hedgehogs, snacks and drinks including non-alcoholic on our mini playa-dust croquet court.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Thu
Live Music Jams
Come relax in the shade, grab a drink at the bar and watch some live music! Or even better, get up there and play!
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Naked Jumprope Party
Start and end your week by hopping up and down! Jumprope and double dutch in the nood. Tunes and NA bevs available.<3
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Sun2
Love Plumbing
Unclog emotional backup, flush out shame, scarcity, and insecurity, and seal the seams where your love’s leaking out!
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri
AMP'D Yoga
Yoga at disorient has become known as the most unique yoga/DJ experience on the playa! Join us!
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Crustacean Meditation and Yoga
Get your mind, body, and spirit right with a special meditation session led by our trusty Clam and Shrimp crew.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Beats and Brekkie
Crumpets, cake, coffee cocktails & chill DJ choons. Mattress palace for XL lounging. Share shame -> get a ShameMosaTM
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Fri
Fine Tea, Tea Ceremonies and Good Conversation
Enjoy superb playa-brewed tea, tea ceremonies and exquisite conversation in our serene space.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Spill The Tea Parties
Refresh your senses with a towel dipped in ice water/essential oils.Enjoy a COCKtail or flavored ice tea & beat the heat
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
No Mercy Karaoke
Love karaoke? Love big gongs? Get gonged off stage or gong someone else - no mercy style.
Begins Mon (8/26) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM