Event List for Wednesday, Aug 28

Alice In Burner Land
Go on a trip that makes you either bigger than a house or smaller than a mouse – all without drugs or leaving the Playa!
From 12:30 PM to 1:30 PM on Wed, Fri
Penis Snatch Tournament
The adult version of pin the tail on the donkey meets miniature golf. Be a cock-blocker, runner, caller, or just heckle.
Begins Wed (8/28) at 12:30 PM, Ends 1:30 PM
Who Do You Think You Are?
Feeling lonely on the Playa? Needing an oasis of self connection? Wanting to bring in all those lost parts of you?
Begins Wed (8/28) at 12:30 PM, Ends 2:30 PM
Community Chili Feed
Ataraxia Chili Feed. Many types of chili, served in a burrito or your cup & spoon. All Welcome!
Begins Wed (8/28) at 12:30 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Call to action: La Pulga Libre - The Free Flea
Bring your unused camp gear, random treasures and useful resources to gift and receive with fellow Burners.
Begins Wed (8/28) at 12:30 PM, Ends 2:30 PM
Conducting Bizniz
How does Grimace taste & purple sound? Definitely not like Mallort. Also providing Drum & Bass for your purple face.
From 12:30 PM to 3:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu
Soul Resonance: Vibrations to Higher Realms
Surrender ego to soul in Laulé's handpan meditation. Experience deep relaxation, emotional liberation, and journey to hi
Begins Wed (8/28) at 12:30 PM, Ends 1:30 PM
Fantasy Getaway Jam
Plan the ultimate dream trip! No passports needed, just imagination!
Begins Wed (8/28) at 12:45 PM, Ends 1:45 PM
Heart to Heart Hug Workshop
Radically transform your way in the world with this way of greeting & healing that will change your life.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed
Bad Idea Bar
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.
From 1:00 PM to 5:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Art Speaks Artist Storytelling
Burning Man Project’s official artist storytelling series. Conversations & panel discussions with playa artists.
From 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu
Big Pete's Hip Hop BBQ
Come kick it at our annual hip hop BBQ, with delicious meats (or veg) off the grill and B2B hip hop DJ sets that bang.
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM
Escape from Wonderland
Bring a group of friends and see if you can beat the Red Queen's escape room in 45 mins, or there will be spankings.
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Invisible Illness Support Group
Long Covid & the like: Let's support each other through our varied illnesses that change our lives but present invisibly
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Let’s Talk UFOs
Are we alone? Join an open discussion on the greatest mystery of our time. More info at letstalkufos.com
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Tue, Wed
Humanimal CPR
A introductory class in CPR techniques for your favorite people or animals.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Wed, Fri
Veg Out
Want to cool off, chill out, and get your daily fiber needs met? Come and get served fresh vegetables in the shade!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu
The Dog Show Open Stage Talent Pageant
Will you come to entertain or to be entertained? We've got instruments and a PA and we'll get you drunk either way.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Open Croquet Play
Play some Croquet in our Pinwheel Wonderland! We might even have some Flamingos you can use!
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Sacred Relating Fundamentals
Uplevel your understanding of consent, relating, and attachment. (Required for access to our Temple Nights)
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
Mead Flight Tasting
Escape to the shade to taste a curated flight of masterfully crafted home-brewed mead! A beloved Honey Puddle tradition.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Tue, Wed
Mojitos, DJs & Mist
Join us for a booty shaking afternoon dance party. We're known for our mojitos, mist, DeMentha DJs and a hearty welcome.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Sign Language Disco
Ever find yourself at a concert yelling and spitting into someone’s ear to communicate? There is another way!
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 1:15 PM
Big Balls & Ice-cold Drinks!
Come jump in our human-size hamster balls and cool off with an ice-cold serving of unicorn tears! Weekday afternoons.
From 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Curiously delicious beats and friends
Basket ball and beats! Each day we'll play some worldly beats to inspire that dribble and shooting your shots!
From 1:00 PM to 3:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Tinfoil Hat Making
I'm not crazy, you're crazy...
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM
Lana Del Rey Fan Club Party
Our annual party! Come meet fellow fans, drink cinnamon tea, and sing Lana songs together.
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
We Mist You!
Public misting system in a giant TV. Come get some cooling relief from the mid-day heat.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Badlands Bordello Open Bar
Rest your dusty loins in our (shaded) steampunk lounge and have one of our specialty cocktails or teas.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Oddball Symposia
Visit our jungle oasis of yoga, tarot & more, with ice-cold, infused H2O to hydrate your body while we excite your mind
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Frensel Lens Experiments
Use the power of the sun to melt the Playa (and other things)!
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Oddball Symposia
Visit our jungle oasis of yoga, tarot & more, with ice-cold, infused H2O to hydrate your body while we excite your mind!
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Embracing Authentic Connection
Discover the transformative power of vulnerability and intimacy with yourself and others in this unique Workshop.
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
WorkOut Time
Stretch, spring, sprint and kick with us
From 1:00 PM to 1:15 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Taste Test Cider
Help me decide which of these home made Hard Ciders is the best! Bring 2 friends and your cups.
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Burner Toastmasters Speak-A-Thon and Get Together
Let’s do it again! R U a Toastmaster? Optional: Bring your olde- or e-manual. A wannabe? Join us or a great meet-up
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Human Gyroscope
Step inside our 15' tall human gyroscope and spin yourself as never before. Enjoy craft cocktails as you watch others.
From 1:00 PM to 9:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Eulogies With Gs and Ts!
Life is a terminal disease. Let’s COCKTAIL and write NOW how we’ll celebrate a life-yours or a loved one's. Bring a cup!
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
A Burny Thing Happend on the Way to the Forum
The Gods of Olympus invite you humans to our Earth-shattering stage event! Do you have what it takes to become a god?
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM
Museum of One: opening hour(s)
Explore our overly curated art collection, which features one unique piece a day for just one hour.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
No Mercy Karaoke
Karaoke but with a big gong! Don't like the singer or music? Gong them off stage! Prizes for participants.
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
3 Steps from Trip to Transformation
Integrate insights from plant medicine experiences into tangible improvements in well-being/relationships/life purpose
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Healing Arts Faire
Refresh your mind, body, & spirit. Bring us your pains and cares. Massage, energy work, unique specialized treatments!
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 4:45 PM
Radical Self-Espresso: Affogato Bar & Solar Salon
Espresso poured over ice cream; caffeinated conversation and food for thought; 100% solar-powered.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Draft Punk Happy Hour
Drink the coldest beer on the playa and dance to house music in the shade! Guest DJs on the decks, rotating on the hour.
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Poly High Tea
Join a discussion about the practical issues of loving more than one in an open, responsible multi-person relationship
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Solar Telescope Observations
Look at the sun, burn your eyes out. Alternatively, look through our Solar Telescope and maybe be able to see afterwards.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Guided Movement Clinic
Reconnect with your body in the shade. Listen, breathe, stretch, move and gently flow! Beginners welcome.
Begins Wed (8/28) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
A Flippy Floppy Fairy Shrimp for YOU!
Personalize a fairy shrimp to fly with you around the playa!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu
T4T: Trans Tea Time
Afternoon tea time, a safe space for all genders to connect and share company. Bring your own cup.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Wed, Thu, Fri